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Bradenton, FL. – A Florida teenager is outraged as he finds out…
Greenland Prime Minister Asks Trump If He Can Buy Florida Instead
Greenlandic officials have countered President Trump’s attempt to buy their island by…
Government Shutdown Forces TSA To Replace High-Tech Scanners With Magic 8 Balls
The address was held during a partial government shutdown surrounding the Department of Homeland Security that began on February 14,…
Orlando Drivers are Mad Max, Still Arrive to Work Late
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Mother of 2 Raises Suspicion That Her Children Are Spies
Seattle, WA – Anne Brickleback is troubled that her daughter, age 5, and son, age 4,…
Worried, Biden Wants to Trade Places With Kamala Harris for Presidential Debate
US – With the election nearing quickly, former Vice President Joe Biden is increasingly getting worried…
Pam Bondi Announces All Legal Briefs Will Now Be Written In NASDAQ Tickers
Attorney General Pam Bondi establishes a new legal standard where…
Colorado Cops Mistaken Mini Cooper for An 18-Wheel Semi-Truck
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KANSAS CITY, MO—In a shocking move, pop superstar Taylor Swift has announced the release of her new album ‘Travis’ after…
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Scientists Announce Breakthrough: Coffee Now Officially Recognized as a Food Group
CAMBRIDGE, MA - Scientists and baristas are scratching their heads over a new move by researchers at the Institute of Beverage Studies that officially declares coffee a food group all on its own. This revelation, brewed over years of intense…
U.S. Congress Introduces New Bill to Ban Eggs Since They’re the Only Thing Americans Can Afford
The bill, informally dubbed the “Fair Pricing for Breakfast Act,” would limit the availability of…
Burbank PD Reminds Citizens That ‘Being Too Hot’ Is Not A Valid Reason To Call 911
Burbank police are begging the public to stop calling 911 for "bicep-related emergencies" after a…
Psychologist: Sharing a Link on Social Media and Writing “THIS” After It Increases Cognitive Decline
Charleston, WV - A leading expert in psychology, Dr. Brain Hoover LCMHC, M.D., PA, DMD,…
Pope Francis Declares That All Dogs Go to Heaven, Except Chihuahuas
Pope Francis made the startling announcement that all dogs, with the exception of Chihuahuas, which…
Greenland Prime Minister Asks Trump If He Can Buy Florida Instead
Greenlandic officials have countered President Trump’s attempt to buy their island by offering to purchase…
US Economy Grows at Fastest Pace in Nearly Two Years Thanks to Biden’s Brilliant Plan of Printing More Money
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The US economy grew at its fastest pace in nearly two years in the…
Man With 57 Cats Finds Out He Is Not the Biological Father
Daytona Beach, FL – A man recently had some DNA tests to see if he was…
Iran Central Bank Officially Rebrands Rial As Premium Wallpaper
Tehran officials say the currency is finally fulfilling its destiny as a stylish, budget-friendly home…
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