Man Allegedly Wins Argument With a Stranger on the Internet

Florida – Using one of the most popular platforms to start an argument with strangers, Facebook, John Prickleton believes he has won the argument of the decade. He believes his astounding accomplishment in successfully winning an argument over social issues and politics is a new milestone in his life. All this was possible, with a stranger.

“It’s a rush. I’ve never felt this adrenaline before in my life,” says John, a 24 year old unemployed and avid conspiracy theorist.

The popular social media platform has been the perfect breeding grounds for breakups, misinformation, arguments, profanity, and other unsavory images that contain nipples, quick to be removed from the site and tossed into the abyss. But in their eyes, they see John as a saint and potential ambassador for their platform.

“I’ve been arguing with this guy Steve Lemon. He was an idiot.” John laughed. “We were going at it back and forth for a while I think, phone in hand ready to laugh at how ridiculous he sounds. I was gonna block him, but that’s weak. I needed to show him I’m right and he’s dead wrong.”

According to the Facebook analytical department, John and Steve have been arguing for an accumulated time of 4,230 hours, which is roughly a little over 5 months time. But for them, time passed in a blink of an eye.

Onlookers are not able to identify the source of the argument because there are over 57,000 replies, but rumors say the original topic was about masks and their effectiveness. Topics ranged from mail-in voter fraud, why swiss cheese has holes, if UFOs originated from the Church of Scientology, and why President Trump is a great president.

John finally reached the apex of his patience as he grew bored that the conversation was turning to attrition. And the final hail Mary, took everyone by surprise. For Steve, it was apparently, the end of the line.

“I had to use my trump card. I think it was the only way to show who’s wrong.” John confirmed.

Steve has refused to comment.