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Government Rebrands 250th Anniversary As ‘America 2.0: The Subscription Model’
The U.S. Semiquincentennial Commission announces a shift to…
DNC To Counter 250th Anniversary With “America: The Reboot” Featuring More Diverse Founding Fathers
The DNC announced a boycott of the U.S.…
Trump Celebrates MLK Day By Moving National Park Free Admission To His Own Birthday
President Trump has moved the traditional free admission…
Trump Announces Plan To Purchase Greenland Using Only Kohl’s Cash
President Trump pivots from tariffs to "aggressive retail…
Congress Accidentally Bans Itself While Trying to Ban Everything Else
Congress managed to accidentally ban itself while attempting…
Politician Promises Transparency, Immediately Becomes Invisible
“I’m committed to transparency like never before,” were…
Breaking News: Politicians Agree to Disagree on Everything, Form New ‘Indecision Party’
“We realized that we’re really good at two…
Kim Jong-Un Announces He Will Run for U.S. President in 2024, Promises Free Nukes for All
Promising an exciting campaign, North Korean leader Kim…
Worried, Biden Wants to Trade Places With Kamala Harris for Presidential Debate
US – With the election nearing quickly, former Vice…
Plans for Presidential Debate to Take Place on Facebook Live
US – With social gathering measures in place, due…
