Politics 17 stories
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Latest: Pentagon Cuts 20% of Generals, Hands Their Parking Spots to DronesNews 15 stories
Breaking stories, fact-checked by nobody, verified by vibes.
Latest: National Weather Service Adds ‘Spite’ As Official Precipitation TypeLifestyle 12 stories
How to live your best life, as reported by people who are clearly not.
Latest: Florida Man Fights Roomba in Walmart, Demands Trial by Combat for RefundPeople 12 stories
Real people. Fake news. Genuinely concerning decisions.
Latest: Elon Musk Announces Twitter Users Can Now Pay $500 a Month to Make Him LaughTechnology 9 stories
Modern technology: solving problems we didn't have with problems we can't fix.
Latest: Man Applies to FBI, Gets Rejection Email From the Hackers Who Stole His RésuméBusiness 5 stories
Synergy, disruption and other words that mean someone is getting laid off.
Latest: McDonald’s AI Raises Big Mac Price After Deciding Customer Looks Like He Can Afford ItEntertainment 5 stories
The stars, the scandals and the press releases nobody asked for.
Latest: Kennedy Center Box Office Now Bundling Hard Hats With Season TicketsAnimals 3 stories
Critters behaving better than the humans in our other sections.
Latest: Dog That Has Been Barking Non-Stop For 8 Years Enlisted As An Agent For Psychological WarfareScience 3 stories
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet. Here's what the monkeys found out.
Latest: Starship Finally Reaches Orbit, Immediately Asks If It Can Head Home EarlySport 3 stories
Athletic achievement, unsportsmanlike conduct and the occasional brawl over a hot dog.
Latest: Eagles Celebrate Super Bowl Win with Limited-Edition ‘Victory Steaks’ Featuring Chiefs’ TearsUncategorized 3 stories
Stories so strange even our filing system gave up.
Latest: UN Adopts New “Quiet Hours” Policy To Ensure Regional Wars Don’t Start Before 10 AMWorld 3 stories
News from everywhere, translated poorly and reported with confidence.
Latest: Iraq Celebrates Sovereignty Day by Asking Iran What Time It Has to Be HomeEconomics 2 stories
The real test is whether your wallet survives reading this section.
Latest: Iran Central Bank Officially Rebrands Rial As Premium WallpaperArts 1 story
Fine art, finer pretension and a gallery that charges for parking.
Latest: The Burning Man Delusion: Burning Man Enthusiasts Burning More than Just Wood.Culture 1 story
Trends, discourse and whatever everyone is mad about this week.
Latest: Scientists Announce Breakthrough: Coffee Now Officially Recognized as a Food GroupRunning gags