prickledherald · Oct 24

Man Taps 'Remind Me Tomorrow' On Phone Update For 312th Straight Night

He has tapped 'Remind me tomorrow' on his phone update 312 nights in a row. On night 300, the phone called his emergency contact.

prickledherald · Oct 24

The Oat Milk Carton

prickledherald · Oct 23

Government Confirms 'Five Minutes Away' Means You're Still at Home

prickledherald · Oct 23

Phone's Weekly Screen-Time Report Says It's Not Mad, Just Disappointed

prickledherald · Oct 23

The Casserole Dish: Five Years, Four Households, One Missing Lid

prickledherald · Oct 23

The Data Center

prickledherald · Oct 23

Ranked: The Five Things At Your Desk Wrecking Your Back

prickledherald · Oct 22

Ranked: The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Office Fridge

prickledherald · Oct 22

Every Ohio Race Now Has An Estranged Relative Ad, Down To The Dog Warden

prickledherald · Oct 22

Airbnb Hosts, Banned From Assigning Chores, Now Sell Them As Experiences

prickledherald · Oct 22

Hostage Negotiator Called In After Couple Hits Minute 40 Of Deciding Where To Eat

prickledherald · Oct 21

HOA Launches Its Own Fraud Reward, Pays Out on Itself

prickledherald · Oct 21

Stargazer Reports Neighbor's Motion Light to Meteor Society

prickledherald · Oct 20

Ruston Post Office Confirms Routine Staffing Change on Route 7: The Dog Won

prickledherald · Oct 20

Fridge Maker Says Tip Is 'Completely Optional,' Explains What Happens If You Skip It

prickledherald · Oct 16

Self-Checkout Calls for Assistance So Often Store Hires It an Assistant

prickledherald · Oct 16

Italian Air Traffic Control Asks Whole Country to Try Turning It Off and On Again

prickledherald · Oct 16

Smoke Detector Chirping Somewhere in Ohio Home Enters Fourth Month of Hostage Talks

prickledherald · Oct 14

Judge Blocks White House Press Ban; Outlets Reinstated as Unwanted Guests

prickledherald · Oct 9

White House Schedules War With Iran for the Day After You Vote

Iran asked if early voting counts.

prickledherald · Oct 7

Cartels Finally Get Their Hands on a Weather Machine

Honestly still cheaper than the submarines.

prickledherald · Oct 7

Spain Calls Early Election After Voters Reveal They Still Live With Their Parents

Polls close at 9 because that's when Mom turns the Wi-Fi off.