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White House Releases Results of the Election Trump Would Have Won: 435–0
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Trump says he wasn't on the ballot, and if he was, they'd have won in a landslide. So the White House counted that election too.
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The White House has released the results of the election President Trump would have won.
In the election that actually happened Tuesday, Democrats won the House and the Senate.
That night, the president posted that he wasn't on the ballot. If he was, they'd have won in a landslide.
By Wednesday, a new White House office had counted that election too. Republicans won all 435 House seats.
On screenWhite House Office of Elections That Could Have Happened · Certified Hypothetical Results · EH-0435 · House · 435–0 · Senate · Every race · Turnout · 112% · Every vote that wasn't cast was counted.
Its director, Corwin Pettibrew-Snell, says every vote that wasn't cast was counted. Turnout was 112 percent.
The office says that is the highest turnout it has ever imagined, in any election that didn't happen.
On screen112% · Voter turnout, highest ever imagined · Office of Elections That Could Have Happened
A footnote also gives Republicans a county drainage commission in Iowa that was not up for election.
Asked if the president accepts the election that did happen, the director said he'll accept both.
Only one of them is a landslide.
Democrats asked for a recount Wednesday morning. The office granted it within minutes. The ballots are being stored in the same place as the election.
On screenRECOUNT IN PROGRESS · Ballots are stored with the election. Please do not ask where. · Office of Elections That Could Have Happened · wall
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