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Ranked: The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Office Fridge
· 51 sec
Transcript
The five most dangerous things in the office fridge. Number five, the yogurt.
It has three different names on it. Every Monday, there's a little less.
Number four. The lid.
It's been thrown out twice. Both times it was back by Monday.
Number three. Gary's soup.
Gary left in April. His soup now has seniority over two managers.
Number two. The milk.
The rule is, whoever touches it last owns it. Nobody has touched it since August.
Number one. Whoever cleans it out.
Facilities emailed this morning. The last person to touch the milk runs Friday's clean-out. Congratulations, Dana.
On screenMarcy Tolliver · All Staff · Fridge clean-out · 8:02 AM · Dear all, The last person to touch the milk runs Friday's clean-out. Congratulations, Dana. Gloves will not be provided. Thanks, Marcy Tolliver Facilities · Reply all
Dana only wanted creamer.
Satire. Everything in this reel is made up for comedy.
