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Dining Table Fired After Complaining About Sixth Spaghetti Dump Dinner
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Families are dumping spaghetti straight onto the dining table now. After the sixth time, the table left them a one-star review. Then it got fired.
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A viral dinner trend has families dumping entire pots of spaghetti onto aluminum foil instead of using plates. Apparently, washing six dishes was the final straw for civilization.
In Eau Claire, Wisconsin, one dining table has finally had enough. After six spaghetti nights, it filed a formal complaint.
One star. I was hired to hold plates. Not become one. There's a meatball in my extension seam. I've been here eleven years. I deserve better.
On screenThe Henderson Family · Household · Dining Room · Oak Dining Table · Local Guide · 11 years of service · Tuesday · I was hired to hold plates. Not become one. There's a meatball in my extension seam. The children have been eating directly off my body for six weeks. One star. I deserve better.
Mrs. Henderson called the review unprofessional and reminded the table that plenty of furniture would be grateful to have a home.
On screenDue to your negative attitude, you are being reassigned to the garage. We are a family here. · - Management (Mom) · fridge
By Saturday, the table had been replaced. Eleven years of service. No severance. Not even a coaster.
Its replacement is a twenty-nine-dollar coffee table with no experience and a positive attitude.
It has already updated its résumé.
Satire. Everything in this reel is made up for comedy.
