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Hostage Negotiator Called In After Couple Hits Minute 40 Of Deciding Where To Eat
· 45 sec
Transcript
A couple in Boise hit the 40-minute mark of deciding where to eat on Tuesday, so a hostage negotiator was called in.
Their texts show the standoff: 'I don't care, you pick,' three times, once in reply to 'you pick.'
Where do you want to eat?
I don't care, you pick.
Tacos?
I don't care, you pick.
You pick.
I don't care, you pick.
The negotiator opened with Thai. The demand came back: not Thai, but kind of like Thai. He googled it.
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The negotiator posted afterward: 'I've had men demand a helicopter and a million dollars. Nobody's ever demanded anything's fine. I offered the helicopter. She wasn't feeling helicopter.'
On screenLinkwell · Ron Daskalakis · Crisis Negotiator | 22 Years | Turning Standoffs Into Solutions · 1h · I've had men demand a helicopter and a million dollars. Nobody's ever demanded "anything's fine." I offered the helicopter. She wasn't feeling helicopter. · 1,148 · 93
After 51 minutes, they agreed on the place they always go.
It was closed.
Satire. Everything in this reel is made up for comedy.
