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Ruston Post Office Confirms Routine Staffing Change on Route 7: The Dog Won
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The post office in Ruston, Louisiana, has confirmed a routine staffing change on Route 7.
The dog won.
Paperwork filed Wednesday lists Moose, age ten, as carrier. His previous position is listed as front window, nine years.
On screenRuston Carrier Station · Personnel Office · Personnel Action · PA-0714 · Employee · Moose · Age · 10 · New position · Carrier, Route 7 · Previous position · Front window (9 yrs) · Reason · Caught the carrier · Effective immediately. · APPROVED
He now finishes all 214 houses by 10:40 a.m., with zero misdeliveries. Supervisors have stopped asking about the scanner.
On screen214 · houses delivered by 10:40 a.m. Misdeliveries: 0 · Route 7 Carrier Station
His performance review lists one area for improvement: the house with the cat, which he has reclassified as vacant.
On screenDarlene Postmark · Moose · Performance Review: Route 7 · 9:02 AM · Dear Moose, Your numbers this week are the best in the district. One area for improvement: 1418 Pecan Street (cat). We note you have reclassified it as vacant. Sincerely, Darlene Postmark Station Supervisor · Reply
The former carrier, Lyle Ostrander, has been reassigned to the front window.
Moose's next application is for the parcel van.
He filed it by barking at it.
Satire. Everything in this reel is made up for comedy.
