Reel
The Oat Milk Carton
· 59 sec
Transcript
At 7:41 on a Monday morning, a man reached into his own fridge for the oat milk.
The carton weighed nine grams.
Someone had poured, shaken, and put it back. There was enough left for nobody.
All four members of the household denied it. Mom switched to almond at Easter. Tyler doesn't drink it. Maddie was at practice.
Who put the empty oat milk back
Mom: Not me, I've been on almond since Easter
Tyler: I don't drink that
Maddie: was at practice
It wasn't me either
Brennan, who asked, denied it too. He is the only one in the house who drinks it. He has since asked the group chat if you can get dementia at forty-four. Maddie replied: You asked that last Monday.
It had happened before. Three times. Always on a Monday.
On screenEMPTY CARTON March: Monday July: Monday Sept: Monday I am keeping track. · - Dad · fridge
This weekend, the family set up a camera facing the fridge. It recorded eight hours of fridge.
On Sunday, a new carton went into the fridge. This morning it weighed eleven grams.
Satire. Everything in this reel is made up for comedy.
