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Ranked: The Five Things At Your Desk Wrecking Your Back

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We ranked the five things at your desk doing the most damage to your back.

Number five. The chair.

It was lowered in 2022 for a visiting nephew and never raised. You now look up at your keyboard.

Number four. The laptop.

It's propped up on three cookbooks. Nobody in the house has made lasagna since March.

Number three. The second monitor.

You turn your head to it 380 times a day. It has never shown work. It's the group chat.

Number two. The standing desk.

It has been stood at exactly once, the day it arrived. It now holds a coat.

Number one. You, right now, with your chin on your chest, watching this.

Satire. Everything in this reel is made up for comedy.

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