Donald Trump - The Prickled Herald

Thursday edition · October 22, 2026Independent satire for an increasingly plausible world

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Man Reports Himself to Fraud Tip Line to Collect 1% Commission

October 21, 2026

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Only Applicant for Ukraine’s New Negotiator Job Is Russia

October 20, 2026

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Trump’s Endorsement Questionnaire Adds Required Jawline Measurement

October 19, 2026

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Judge Pulls $20M Trump Ads; Stations Fill Slots With Mattress Guy in a Crown

October 13, 2026

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White House Puts $5,000 Checks Behind a Midterm Paywall

October 12, 2026