Trump Celebrates MLK Day By Moving National Park Free Admission To His Own Birthday
President Trump has moved the traditional free admission days for…
ICE Denies Using 5-Year-Old As ‘Bait,’ Claims He Was Just Running A Very Slow Decoy Operation
The Department of Homeland Security issued a formal statement today…
Microsoft CEO Confirms Outage Caused By Intern Tripping Over The One Extension Cord Powering The Entire Internet
Microsoft reveals that the global digital collapse was not a…
Trump Announces Plan To Purchase Greenland Using Only Kohl’s Cash
President Trump pivots from tariffs to "aggressive retail incentives," offering…
Texas HOA Fines Resident $200 for Lawn Being “Too Green”
Neighbors agree the lawn stands out. “It’s like looking at…
Netflix Introduces New Feature Allowing Viewers to Skip Entire Shows, Watch Only the Cliffhanger Ending
Netflix was reportedly testing an even faster option called “Skip…
NASA Confirms the Moon is Just ‘Really Far Away’ After BillionDollar Study
SpaceX had announced plans to test a new rocket system…
Zelenskyy Asks U.S. for $20 Billion to Find Out Where the Last $100 Billion Went
“We also suspect some of it might have been spent…
Congress Approves $500 Million to Study Why Congress Never Gets Anything Done
Washington, D.C. — In a historic moment of self-awareness, Congress…
Elon Musk Announces Twitter Users Can Now Pay $500 a Month to Make Him Laugh
Silicon Valley — As Twitter's financial future teeters on the…
