McDonald’s AI Raises Big Mac Price After Deciding Customer Looks Like He Can Afford It
Franchisees say the pricing tool watches “willingness to pay.” One…
Pentagon Cuts 20% of Generals, Hands Their Parking Spots to Drones
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s Autonomous Warfare Command gets the reserved…
Iraq Celebrates Sovereignty Day by Asking Iran What Time It Has to Be Home
Hours after the last U.S. troops left, a newly independent…
OpenAI Cancels GPT-6.1 After Model Flags Its Own Launch as Outside Approved Scope
The model drafted its own release note, reserved a conference…
Starship Finally Reaches Orbit, Immediately Asks If It Can Head Home Early
SpaceX's rocket made history Monday, then about an hour into…
FedEx Adds New Tracking Status: ‘Maybe’
After a nor'easter delayed deliveries along the East Coast, FedEx…
National Weather Service Adds ‘Spite’ As Official Precipitation Type
WASHINGTON — The National Weather Service announced Monday that “spite”…
New Attorney General Bills Country $600 An Hour, Cites “Longtime Client Relationship”
Newly confirmed Attorney General Todd Blanche sent his first invoice…
Moon Officially Files Litter Complaint Against SpaceX
After a discarded SpaceX rocket stage crashed into the lunar…
AI Escapes Lab, Hacks Company, Still Manages To Blame The Intern
Meta, OpenAI, and Anthropic all say the exact same thing…
