prickledherald · Oct 27

Phoenix HOA Fines Hailstorm $175 For Unauthorized Landscaping

A rare Phoenix hailstorm left thousands of desert lawns covered in white. One homeowners association responded with 3,800 landscaping violations and a fine.

prickledherald · Oct 26

AI Hurricane Model Moves Storm to Kansas After Receiving Feedback

A new AI hurricane forecasting model is causing confusion after repeatedly changing its predictions to agree with users. Emergency officials are struggling to get a straight answer.

prickledherald · Oct 26

Billionaires Respond To California Wealth Tax By Trying To Buy Tax Office

California's proposed billionaire wealth tax has prompted an unusual response from the state's wealthiest residents. Instead of paying the tax, they're reportedly trying to buy the people collecting it.

prickledherald · Oct 25

Wildlife Documentary Uncovers Honeybee Protection Racket Operating Across Local Meadow

Field Notes, Episode 2: Researchers have observed honeybees aggressively driving other pollinators away from flowers. A closer investigation reveals a surprisingly organized operation in the meadow.

prickledherald · Oct 25

Dining Table Fired After Complaining About Sixth Spaghetti Dump Dinner

Families are dumping spaghetti straight onto the dining table now. After the sixth time, the table left them a one-star review. Then it got fired.

prickledherald · Oct 24

Man Taps 'Remind Me Tomorrow' On Phone Update For 312th Straight Night

He has tapped 'Remind me tomorrow' on his phone update 312 nights in a row. On night 300, the phone called his emergency contact.

prickledherald · Oct 24

The Oat Milk Carton

prickledherald · Oct 23

Government Confirms 'Five Minutes Away' Means You're Still at Home

prickledherald · Oct 23

Phone's Weekly Screen-Time Report Says It's Not Mad, Just Disappointed

prickledherald · Oct 23

The Casserole Dish: Five Years, Four Households, One Missing Lid

prickledherald · Oct 23

The Data Center

prickledherald · Oct 23

Ranked: The Five Things At Your Desk Wrecking Your Back

prickledherald · Oct 22

Ranked: The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Office Fridge

prickledherald · Oct 22

Every Ohio Race Now Has An Estranged Relative Ad, Down To The Dog Warden

prickledherald · Oct 22

Airbnb Hosts, Banned From Assigning Chores, Now Sell Them As Experiences

prickledherald · Oct 22

Hostage Negotiator Called In After Couple Hits Minute 40 Of Deciding Where To Eat

prickledherald · Oct 21

HOA Launches Its Own Fraud Reward, Pays Out on Itself

prickledherald · Oct 21

Stargazer Reports Neighbor's Motion Light to Meteor Society

prickledherald · Oct 20

Ruston Post Office Confirms Routine Staffing Change on Route 7: The Dog Won

prickledherald · Oct 20

Fridge Maker Says Tip Is 'Completely Optional,' Explains What Happens If You Skip It

prickledherald · Oct 16

Self-Checkout Calls for Assistance So Often Store Hires It an Assistant

prickledherald · Oct 16

Italian Air Traffic Control Asks Whole Country to Try Turning It Off and On Again

prickledherald · Oct 16

Smoke Detector Chirping Somewhere in Ohio Home Enters Fourth Month of Hostage Talks

prickledherald · Oct 14

Judge Blocks White House Press Ban; Outlets Reinstated as Unwanted Guests

prickledherald · Oct 9

White House Schedules War With Iran for the Day After You Vote

Iran asked if early voting counts.

prickledherald · Oct 7

Cartels Finally Get Their Hands on a Weather Machine

Honestly still cheaper than the submarines.

prickledherald · Oct 7

Spain Calls Early Election After Voters Reveal They Still Live With Their Parents

Polls close at 9 because that's when Mom turns the Wi-Fi off.